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A Metaphysical, Spiritual, Holistic Publication   |   In Light Times   |   February, 2002

Chocolate Lovers... 

Did You Know?

Chocolate is a Vegetable;  is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

The problem How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

REMEMBER "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"

Send this to four chocolate lovers and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the chocolate lovers you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.




Happy

Valentines
Day!


 

 

A Metaphysical, Spiritual, Holistic Publication   |   In Light Times   |   February, 2002    

 

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