The Life Cycle Is All Backwards!

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and social security, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your very first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and you become a baby.

Then you spend your last nine months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service, and your living quarters gets larger each day as you get smaller.

Finally…you finish off as a twinkle in the eyes.